At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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