All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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