I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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