We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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