8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What did we do last night that was yellow?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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