I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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