Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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