Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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