I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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