Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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