forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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