I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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