dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
God, I missed his penis.
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