It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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