he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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