Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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