i would punch a child for taco bell
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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