Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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