I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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