I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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