can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you win again, gameday.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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