Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The best revenge is premature balding
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize