I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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