Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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