Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am

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(607): View more from New York

Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.

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(916): View more from California

keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something

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(586): View more from Michigan

you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up

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(828): View more from North Carolina

the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...

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(319): View more from Iowa

I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.

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(319): View more from Iowa

You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.

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(940): View more from Texas

tell me about the fingering

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