morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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