any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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