You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
