fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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