it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need water and some morals
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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