whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
