How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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