Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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