apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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