I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Operation Purity has been aborted
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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