Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
