Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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