Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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