I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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