shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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