i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
