with your own penis?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
What changed your mind?
Being sober
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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