Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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