Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she told me i tasted like america
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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