The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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