Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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