Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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