well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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