i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
