found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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