your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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