im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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