Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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