I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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