Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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