bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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