he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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