nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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