I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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